Example 10

At Idle Hands, we only make your item after you’ve ordered it. My girlfriends say playthings that cum too fast are boring — and anyway, we’re not Jeff Bezos and we’re not trying to impress anyone with speed. Your piece is made in 2–3 days. Properly.

Because we only produce after people actually order, Idle Hands makes exactly what’s asked for and nothing extra. In a year and a half of doing things this way, we’ve made zero wasted items and added nothing unnecessary to the pile of rubbish already filling the world.